16 de abril de 2009

Newly single and ready to mingle

O bafafá nos blogs internacionais - e por internacionais eu quero dizer americanos - é o vídeo da Lindsay Lohan para o site de relacionamento e-Harmony. Brincadeirinha, claro. É tudo uma grande brincadeira de outro site, o Funny Or Die.

No Funny Or Die, muitos artistas fazem videozinhos quase engraçados, mas esse da Lindsay foi um dos melhores de todos os tempos, por causa do timing, claro. Aparentemente, Lindsay procurou o pessoal do site querendo fazer graça com o fim de seu romance aparentemente eterno com a DJ Samantha Ronson. Os caras toparam, óbvio e saiu isso:

Pra quem como eu, não consegue pegar todas todas as falas em inglês, tá aqui transcrito. Enjoy:

Lindsay Lohan: Hi. My name is Lindsay and I’m searching for love.

The eHarmony theme music can be heard in the background.

Lindsay Lohan: I’m recently single, (pause) I think, and I’m looking for someone who I can spend the rest of my life with. Or, at least the rest of my probation with. Ha ha. A little bit about me. I’m an actress, a singer, an entrepreneur and I single handedly kept ninety percent of all gossip websites in business. I would define my personality as, uh, creative. I’m a bit of night owl. I’m a workaholic, a shopaholic, and-

Lindsay Lohan drinks an unidentified liquid from a plastic bottle

Lindsay Lohan: -according to the state of California, an alcoholic, as well as a threat to all security guards if they work at hotels. And to put all those rumors to rest, I am not broke. I actually have over four hundred dollars in the bank and twenty thousand Marlboro Milds, which I’m very proud of.

Lindsay Lohan is seen texting.

Lindsay Lohan: I’m looking for a compatible mate who likes a night out on the town, as long as he or she is driving, of course. Likes ankle monitoring bracelets and doesn’t have family members quick to issue restraining orders. The perfect mate loves long walks on the beach, car chases on the PCH, antiquing, and uh passing out in Cadillac Escalades. So, if you think you can handle a redhead with a little bit of sass-

Lindsay Lohan is seen playing with a football. She throws the football and the sound of glass breaking is heard.

Lindsay Lohan: -and by that I mean a redhead that’s crazy. I mean, don’t pretend like you don’t know me. We’ve all read about it. We’ll crash a few parties, a car or two, but at the end of the day, I promise you I never lose my googleheads, just my underwear. You can reach me at 612679 or-

Lindsay Lohan is seen reading an issue of US weekly with her picture on the cover.

Lindsay Lohan: -you can find me on the cover of US Weekly, because I’m so alone.

The shot cuts back to the static profile shot that reads eHarmony Video Personals LINDSAY # 612679.
Diz a Linds que antes rir do que chorar. So be it! A transcrição fabulosa foi furtada do blog Dan Madison.

4 comentários:

Iris disse...

Fabuloso mesmo!

tosqueira, hahaha... pelo menso ela tem senso de humor, vai.

Paulevisk disse...

Foi ótimo, a Dina disse que foi quem teve a idéia, estranho.

Love Kpop disse...

I like to get up early to go out and breathe fresh air. I feel that it is good for health and a good habit

Love Kpop disse...

It seems I'm on the right track, I hope I can do well. The result was something I did and was doing to implement it.

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